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• Three More Harry Potter Parody Songs

  Date: 2016.03.14 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Teenagers by My Chemical Romance

  They’re gonna fill all your nooks
  With all their lies in the books
  To make a citizen out of you
  Because they only cast to stun
  And keep an eye on you, son
  So they can watch all the things you do
  Because the plans never work
  They’re gonna give you a smirk
  Cause they got methods
  Of keeping you clean
  Infiltrating your beds
  All our pure blood lines to shreds
  Another cog in the mudblood machine
  They said all death eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me
  The traitors down at the school
  They want to make you a fool
  You better keep an eye on your kid
  But if the Dark Lord they’ve charmed
  We’ve got something for their arm
  We’ll make them pay for the things that they did
  They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me
  Whoa yeah!
  They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me
  All together now,
  Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me
  Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me

  Click here for the music video for “Teenagers” by MCR.

  Undone – Sweater Song by Weezer

  {Next few lines mumbled in back-ground}
  Hey Q! How we doin man?
  All right…
  It’s been a while man, this place is so rad…
  Albania’s my favorite man, don’tcha love it?
  Yeah…
  Oh man, you wanna pint?
  All right…
  Aw man, hell bro, this is the best man,
  I’m so glad we’re combining together and stuff. This is great man.
  Yeah…
  Hey Quirrel this could very well kill you, you know?
  Yeah.
  Aw man, it’s gunna be the best…I’m so ready.
  Wrap me up bro!
  I’m me,
  Under,
  turban,
  I am,
  I can rise and,
  Hear me,
  Know me…
  If you want to destroy my horcrux, pull out your basilisk fang.
  {more mumbling}
  Hey what’s up?
  Not much…
  Um, did you hear about the diary?
  Yeah…
  I think I’m gonna hide, but my friends don’t wanna hide.
  Can I get a ride?
  Oh no,
  It go,
  It gone,
  Bye-bye [bye],
  Do I,
  I think,
  I sink,
  And I DIE!
  If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
  Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
  Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
  Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
  **awesome guitar playing**
  If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
  Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
  Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
  Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
  If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
  Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
  Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
  Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
  Oowoo-o Oowoo-o Oowoo-o

  Click here for music video of “The Sweater Song” by Weezer.

  The Bird and the Worm by The Used

  He wears his heart
  Safety pinned to her laughter
  Her laughter is all that he knows
  Shot down by classmates
  Whose glances can cripple
  The heart and devour the soul
  All alone he turns to stone
  While holding his breath half to death
  Terrified of how she’ll die
  To save her life he crawls
  Like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Out of his grasp away
  Pushes him whispering
  Love of his life will die
  The day realizing of murder to come of her kid
  Made him out of his mind
  Out of his mind
  All alone he turns to stone
  While holding his breath half to death
  Terrified of how she’ll die
  To save her life he
  Crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  All he knows
  If he can’t reprieve it she goes
  And so he moans
  He crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from the bird
  Oh he crawls like a worm
  He crawls like a worm
  He crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a…
  Out of his grasp away
  Pushes him whispering
  Love of his life will die
  All alone he turns to stone
  While holding his breath half to death
  Terrified of how she’ll die
  To save her life he crawls
  Like a worm from a bird
  All alone
  He’s holding his breath half to death
  Terrified of how she’ll die
  He crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from a bird

  Click here for the music video of “The Bird and the Worm” by The Used

  For my first two Harry Potter parody songs click here!