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  • Three More Harry Potter Parody Songs

    Date: 2016.03.14 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Teenagers by My Chemical Romance

    They’re gonna fill all your nooks
    With all their lies in the books
    To make a citizen out of you
    Because they only cast to stun
    And keep an eye on you, son
    So they can watch all the things you do
    Because the plans never work
    They’re gonna give you a smirk
    Cause they got methods
    Of keeping you clean
    Infiltrating your beds
    All our pure blood lines to shreds
    Another cog in the mudblood machine
    They said all death eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me
    The traitors down at the school
    They want to make you a fool
    You better keep an eye on your kid
    But if the Dark Lord they’ve charmed
    We’ve got something for their arm
    We’ll make them pay for the things that they did
    They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me
    Whoa yeah!
    They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me
    All together now,
    Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me
    Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me

    Click here for the music video for “Teenagers” by MCR.

    Undone – Sweater Song by Weezer

    {Next few lines mumbled in back-ground}
    Hey Q! How we doin man?
    All right…
    It’s been a while man, this place is so rad…
    Albania’s my favorite man, don’tcha love it?
    Yeah…
    Oh man, you wanna pint?
    All right…
    Aw man, hell bro, this is the best man,
    I’m so glad we’re combining together and stuff. This is great man.
    Yeah…
    Hey Quirrel this could very well kill you, you know?
    Yeah.
    Aw man, it’s gunna be the best…I’m so ready.
    Wrap me up bro!
    I’m me,
    Under,
    turban,
    I am,
    I can rise and,
    Hear me,
    Know me…
    If you want to destroy my horcrux, pull out your basilisk fang.
    {more mumbling}
    Hey what’s up?
    Not much…
    Um, did you hear about the diary?
    Yeah…
    I think I’m gonna hide, but my friends don’t wanna hide.
    Can I get a ride?
    Oh no,
    It go,
    It gone,
    Bye-bye [bye],
    Do I,
    I think,
    I sink,
    And I DIE!
    If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
    Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
    Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
    Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
    **awesome guitar playing**
    If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
    Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
    Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
    Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
    If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
    Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
    Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
    Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
    Oowoo-o Oowoo-o Oowoo-o

    Click here for music video of “The Sweater Song” by Weezer.

    The Bird and the Worm by The Used

    He wears his heart
    Safety pinned to her laughter
    Her laughter is all that he knows
    Shot down by classmates
    Whose glances can cripple
    The heart and devour the soul
    All alone he turns to stone
    While holding his breath half to death
    Terrified of how she’ll die
    To save her life he crawls
    Like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Out of his grasp away
    Pushes him whispering
    Love of his life will die
    The day realizing of murder to come of her kid
    Made him out of his mind
    Out of his mind
    All alone he turns to stone
    While holding his breath half to death
    Terrified of how she’ll die
    To save her life he
    Crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    All he knows
    If he can’t reprieve it she goes
    And so he moans
    He crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from the bird
    Oh he crawls like a worm
    He crawls like a worm
    He crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a…
    Out of his grasp away
    Pushes him whispering
    Love of his life will die
    All alone he turns to stone
    While holding his breath half to death
    Terrified of how she’ll die
    To save her life he crawls
    Like a worm from a bird
    All alone
    He’s holding his breath half to death
    Terrified of how she’ll die
    He crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from a bird

    Click here for the music video of “The Bird and the Worm” by The Used

    For my first two Harry Potter parody songs click here!

  • The Super Cool Thing I Did Today (Harry Potter Themed)

    Date: 2011.08.17 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 2

    So like a super cool person I’ve been focusing on something I am quite passionate about: Harry Potter. Early entry for Pottermore during it’s Beta testing is going on right now and yours truly is able to count herself among those who have not been let in yet–I hope I can update this tomorrow stating something else. Anywho, while waiting to enter what may be the most awesome thing ever I have found a group of Potterheads (super big fans of the Harry Potter series) and we have been comforting each other while we continue to wait.  Well, today it got a little quiet in our group and I started doing parodies of two songs. I had help with one person who I will keep nameless  for her privacy, but if she ever would like that changed, then I shall gladly update this post. Without further ado, here are the Harry Potter parodied songs:

    “When I’m Sixty-four” – The Beatles

    When I’m Prof.  Dumbledore

    When I get older tucking my beard,
    Many years from now,
    Will you still be sending me a valentine
    Cursed necklaces, bottle of wine?

    If I’d been out when you needed me
    Would you lock the door,
    Will you still heed me, will you still believe me,
    When I’m Prof. Dumbledore?

    oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
    You’ll be older too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
    And if you say the words,
    I could save evil you.

    My Deluminator you can use
    When your lights have gone.
    Reading knitting patterns by the fireside
    Sunday mornings go for a fly.

    Doing the garden, degnoming the weeds,
    Who could ask for more?
    Will you still heed me, will you still believe me,
    When I’m Prof. Dumbledore?

    Every school year we can study magic
    In the Hogwarts Castle, if it’s not too dear
    We shall toil and play
    First years come to Hagrids knee.
    Lily, James, and Snape

    Send me a howler, drop me an owl,
    Stating point of views.
    Indicate precisely what you mean. By the way
    My hand’s simply decaying away.

    Please start remorsing, change your ways
    Love power evermore
    Will you still heed me, will you still believe me,
    When I’m Prof. Dumbledore?

    Whoo!

    “Don’t Stop Believin’” – Journey

    Don’t Stop Thinkin’ (created with assistance)

    Just a bushy-haired girl, livin’ in a lonely world
    She took the Hogwarts train goin’ to wizard school
    Just over-siblinged boy, later thought to have Spattergroit
    He took the Hogwarts train goin’ to wizard school

    A teacher in a dungeon room
    A smell of spleen and daisy root
    In a while it’ll brew green bright
    Simmering on and on and on and on

    Strangers celebrate, up and down the boulevard
    Their robes all colors so bright
    Muggle people, living just to find emotion
    Wizards somewhere happy in the night.

    Working hard to my master’s will,
    He’s got an evil plan for me to fill
    Hoping Harry takes my advice,
    Safe one more time
    Some will win, some will lose
    Some were born to moan the blues
    Oh, the year it never ends
    It goes on and on and on and on

    Strangers celebrate, up and down the boulevard
    Their robes all colors so bright
    Muggle people, living just to find emotion
    Wizards somewhere happy in the night.

    Don’t stop thinkin’
    of that happy feelin’
    Dementors comin’

    Patronuuuuu-uuuus

    Don’t stop thinkin’
    Hold on
    Dementors comin’

    Patronuuuuu-uuuus

    Don’t stop thinkin’
    Hold on to the feelin’
    Dementors comin’

    Patronuuuuu-uuuus

    I’m very proud of both those songs. Trying pulling up YouTube versions of each and reading along :-)

    **All melodies and most words are copyright and Harry Potter and Pottermore Publishing Rights © J.K. Rowling
    Harry Potter characters, names and related indicia are trademarks of and © Warner Bros. Ent. All Rights Reserved

    ***Most of the above statement came from the Pottermore website (www.Pottermore.com)

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