Posts Tagged ‘parodies’

• Three More Harry Potter Parody Songs

  Date: 2016.03.14 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Teenagers by My Chemical Romance

  They’re gonna fill all your nooks
  With all their lies in the books
  To make a citizen out of you
  Because they only cast to stun
  And keep an eye on you, son
  So they can watch all the things you do
  Because the plans never work
  They’re gonna give you a smirk
  Cause they got methods
  Of keeping you clean
  Infiltrating your beds
  All our pure blood lines to shreds
  Another cog in the mudblood machine
  They said all death eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me
  The traitors down at the school
  They want to make you a fool
  You better keep an eye on your kid
  But if the Dark Lord they’ve charmed
  We’ve got something for their arm
  We’ll make them pay for the things that they did
  They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me
  Whoa yeah!
  They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me
  All together now,
  Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me
  Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
  They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
  So darken your clothes
  Or strike a violent pose
  Maybe we’ll leave you alone
  But not me

  Click here for the music video for “Teenagers” by MCR.

  Undone – Sweater Song by Weezer

  {Next few lines mumbled in back-ground}
  Hey Q! How we doin man?
  All right…
  It’s been a while man, this place is so rad…
  Albania’s my favorite man, don’tcha love it?
  Yeah…
  Oh man, you wanna pint?
  All right…
  Aw man, hell bro, this is the best man,
  I’m so glad we’re combining together and stuff. This is great man.
  Yeah…
  Hey Quirrel this could very well kill you, you know?
  Yeah.
  Aw man, it’s gunna be the best…I’m so ready.
  Wrap me up bro!
  I’m me,
  Under,
  turban,
  I am,
  I can rise and,
  Hear me,
  Know me…
  If you want to destroy my horcrux, pull out your basilisk fang.
  {more mumbling}
  Hey what’s up?
  Not much…
  Um, did you hear about the diary?
  Yeah…
  I think I’m gonna hide, but my friends don’t wanna hide.
  Can I get a ride?
  Oh no,
  It go,
  It gone,
  Bye-bye [bye],
  Do I,
  I think,
  I sink,
  And I DIE!
  If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
  Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
  Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
  Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
  **awesome guitar playing**
  If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
  Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
  Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
  Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
  If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
  Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
  Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
  Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
  Oowoo-o Oowoo-o Oowoo-o

  Click here for music video of “The Sweater Song” by Weezer.

  The Bird and the Worm by The Used

  He wears his heart
  Safety pinned to her laughter
  Her laughter is all that he knows
  Shot down by classmates
  Whose glances can cripple
  The heart and devour the soul
  All alone he turns to stone
  While holding his breath half to death
  Terrified of how she’ll die
  To save her life he crawls
  Like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Out of his grasp away
  Pushes him whispering
  Love of his life will die
  The day realizing of murder to come of her kid
  Made him out of his mind
  Out of his mind
  All alone he turns to stone
  While holding his breath half to death
  Terrified of how she’ll die
  To save her life he
  Crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  All he knows
  If he can’t reprieve it she goes
  And so he moans
  He crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from the bird
  Oh he crawls like a worm
  He crawls like a worm
  He crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a…
  Out of his grasp away
  Pushes him whispering
  Love of his life will die
  All alone he turns to stone
  While holding his breath half to death
  Terrified of how she’ll die
  To save her life he crawls
  Like a worm from a bird
  All alone
  He’s holding his breath half to death
  Terrified of how she’ll die
  He crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm from a bird
  Crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm
  Crawls like a worm from a bird

  Click here for the music video of “The Bird and the Worm” by The Used

  For my first two Harry Potter parody songs click here!

• The Super Cool Thing I Did Today (Harry Potter Themed)

  Date: 2011.08.17 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 2

  So like a super cool person I’ve been focusing on something I am quite passionate about: Harry Potter. Early entry for Pottermore during it’s Beta testing is going on right now and yours truly is able to count herself among those who have not been let in yet–I hope I can update this tomorrow stating something else. Anywho, while waiting to enter what may be the most awesome thing ever I have found a group of Potterheads (super big fans of the Harry Potter series) and we have been comforting each other while we continue to wait.  Well, today it got a little quiet in our group and I started doing parodies of two songs. I had help with one person who I will keep nameless  for her privacy, but if she ever would like that changed, then I shall gladly update this post. Without further ado, here are the Harry Potter parodied songs:

  “When I’m Sixty-four” – The Beatles

  When I’m Prof.  Dumbledore

  When I get older tucking my beard,
  Many years from now,
  Will you still be sending me a valentine
  Cursed necklaces, bottle of wine?

  If I’d been out when you needed me
  Would you lock the door,
  Will you still heed me, will you still believe me,
  When I’m Prof. Dumbledore?

  oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
  You’ll be older too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
  And if you say the words,
  I could save evil you.

  My Deluminator you can use
  When your lights have gone.
  Reading knitting patterns by the fireside
  Sunday mornings go for a fly.

  Doing the garden, degnoming the weeds,
  Who could ask for more?
  Will you still heed me, will you still believe me,
  When I’m Prof. Dumbledore?

  Every school year we can study magic
  In the Hogwarts Castle, if it’s not too dear
  We shall toil and play
  First years come to Hagrids knee.
  Lily, James, and Snape

  Send me a howler, drop me an owl,
  Stating point of views.
  Indicate precisely what you mean. By the way
  My hand’s simply decaying away.

  Please start remorsing, change your ways
  Love power evermore
  Will you still heed me, will you still believe me,
  When I’m Prof. Dumbledore?

  Whoo!

  “Don’t Stop Believin’” – Journey

  Don’t Stop Thinkin’ (created with assistance)
  

  Just a bushy-haired girl, livin’ in a lonely world
  She took the Hogwarts train goin’ to wizard school
  Just over-siblinged boy, later thought to have Spattergroit
  He took the Hogwarts train goin’ to wizard school

  A teacher in a dungeon room
  A smell of spleen and daisy root
  In a while it’ll brew green bright
  Simmering on and on and on and on

  Strangers celebrate, up and down the boulevard
  Their robes all colors so bright
  Muggle people, living just to find emotion
  Wizards somewhere happy in the night.

  Working hard to my master’s will,
  He’s got an evil plan for me to fill
  Hoping Harry takes my advice,
  Safe one more time
  Some will win, some will lose
  Some were born to moan the blues
  Oh, the year it never ends
  It goes on and on and on and on

  Strangers celebrate, up and down the boulevard
  Their robes all colors so bright
  Muggle people, living just to find emotion
  Wizards somewhere happy in the night.

  Don’t stop thinkin’
  of that happy feelin’
  Dementors comin’

  Patronuuuuu-uuuus

  Don’t stop thinkin’
  Hold on
  Dementors comin’

  Patronuuuuu-uuuus

  Don’t stop thinkin’
  Hold on to the feelin’
  Dementors comin’

  Patronuuuuu-uuuus

  I’m very proud of both those songs. Trying pulling up YouTube versions of each and reading along

  **All melodies and most words are copyright and Harry Potter and Pottermore Publishing Rights © J.K. Rowling
  Harry Potter characters, names and related indicia are trademarks of and © Warner Bros. Ent. All Rights Reserved

  ***Most of the above statement came from the Pottermore website (www.Pottermore.com)