Posts Tagged ‘parodies’
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Three More Harry Potter Parody Songs
Teenagers by My Chemical Romance
They’re gonna fill all your nooks
With all their lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they only cast to stun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Because the plans never work
They’re gonna give you a smirk
Cause they got methods
Of keeping you clean
Infiltrating your beds
All our pure blood lines to shreds
Another cog in the mudblood machine
They said all death eaters scare the living shit out of me
They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe we’ll leave you alone
But not me
The traitors down at the school
They want to make you a fool
You better keep an eye on your kid
But if the Dark Lord they’ve charmed
We’ve got something for their arm
We’ll make them pay for the things that they did
They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe we’ll leave you alone
But not me
Whoa yeah!
They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe we’ll leave you alone
But not me
All together now,
Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe we’ll leave you alone
But not me
Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe we’ll leave you alone
But not meClick here for the music video for “Teenagers” by MCR.
Undone – Sweater Song by Weezer
{Next few lines mumbled in back-ground}
Hey Q! How we doin man?
All right…
It’s been a while man, this place is so rad…
Albania’s my favorite man, don’tcha love it?
Yeah…
Oh man, you wanna pint?
All right…
Aw man, hell bro, this is the best man,
I’m so glad we’re combining together and stuff. This is great man.
Yeah…
Hey Quirrel this could very well kill you, you know?
Yeah.
Aw man, it’s gunna be the best…I’m so ready.
Wrap me up bro!
I’m me,
Under,
turban,
I am,
I can rise and,
Hear me,
Know me…
If you want to destroy my horcrux, pull out your basilisk fang.
{more mumbling}
Hey what’s up?
Not much…
Um, did you hear about the diary?
Yeah…
I think I’m gonna hide, but my friends don’t wanna hide.
Can I get a ride?
Oh no,
It go,
It gone,
Bye-bye [bye],
Do I,
I think,
I sink,
And I DIE!
If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
**awesome guitar playing**
If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
Oowoo-o Oowoo-o Oowoo-oClick here for music video of “The Sweater Song” by Weezer.
The Bird and the Worm by The Used
He wears his heart
Safety pinned to her laughter
Her laughter is all that he knows
Shot down by classmates
Whose glances can cripple
The heart and devour the soul
All alone he turns to stone
While holding his breath half to death
Terrified of how she’ll die
To save her life he crawls
Like a worm from a bird
Crawls like a worm from a bird
Out of his grasp away
Pushes him whispering
Love of his life will die
The day realizing of murder to come of her kid
Made him out of his mind
Out of his mind
All alone he turns to stone
While holding his breath half to death
Terrified of how she’ll die
To save her life he
Crawls like a worm
Crawls like a worm from a bird
Crawls like a worm from a bird
Crawls like a worm from a bird
Crawls like a worm
Crawls like a worm from a bird
All he knows
If he can’t reprieve it she goes
And so he moans
He crawls like a worm
Crawls like a worm from the bird
Oh he crawls like a worm
He crawls like a worm
He crawls like a worm
Crawls like a…
Out of his grasp away
Pushes him whispering
Love of his life will die
All alone he turns to stone
While holding his breath half to death
Terrified of how she’ll die
To save her life he crawls
Like a worm from a bird
All alone
He’s holding his breath half to death
Terrified of how she’ll die
He crawls like a worm
Crawls like a worm from a bird
Crawls like a worm from a bird
Crawls like a worm from a bird
Crawls like a worm
Crawls like a worm
Crawls like a worm from a birdClick here for the music video of “The Bird and the Worm” by The Used
For my first two Harry Potter parody songs click here!
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The Super Cool Thing I Did Today (Harry Potter Themed)
So like a super cool person I’ve been focusing on something I am quite passionate about: Harry Potter. Early entry for Pottermore during it’s Beta testing is going on right now and yours truly is able to count herself among those who have not been let in yet–I hope I can update this tomorrow stating something else. Anywho, while waiting to enter what may be the most awesome thing ever I have found a group of Potterheads (super big fans of the Harry Potter series) and we have been comforting each other while we continue to wait. Well, today it got a little quiet in our group and I started doing parodies of two songs. I had help with one person who I will keep nameless for her privacy, but if she ever would like that changed, then I shall gladly update this post. Without further ado, here are the Harry Potter parodied songs:
“When I’m Sixty-four” – The Beatles
When I’m Prof. Dumbledore
When I get older tucking my beard,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Cursed necklaces, bottle of wine?If I’d been out when you needed me
Would you lock the door,
Will you still heed me, will you still believe me,
When I’m Prof. Dumbledore?oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
You’ll be older too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if you say the words,
I could save evil you.My Deluminator you can use
When your lights have gone.
Reading knitting patterns by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a fly.Doing the garden, degnoming the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still heed me, will you still believe me,
When I’m Prof. Dumbledore?Every school year we can study magic
In the Hogwarts Castle, if it’s not too dear
We shall toil and play
First years come to Hagrids knee.
Lily, James, and SnapeSend me a howler, drop me an owl,
Stating point of views.
Indicate precisely what you mean. By the way
My hand’s simply decaying away.Please start remorsing, change your ways
Love power evermore
Will you still heed me, will you still believe me,
When I’m Prof. Dumbledore?Whoo!
“Don’t Stop Believin’” – Journey
Don’t Stop Thinkin’ (created with assistance)
Just a bushy-haired girl, livin’ in a lonely world
She took the Hogwarts train goin’ to wizard school
Just over-siblinged boy, later thought to have Spattergroit
He took the Hogwarts train goin’ to wizard schoolA teacher in a dungeon room
A smell of spleen and daisy root
In a while it’ll brew green bright
Simmering on and on and on and onStrangers celebrate, up and down the boulevard
Their robes all colors so bright
Muggle people, living just to find emotion
Wizards somewhere happy in the night.Working hard to my master’s will,
He’s got an evil plan for me to fill
Hoping Harry takes my advice,
Safe one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to moan the blues
Oh, the year it never ends
It goes on and on and on and onStrangers celebrate, up and down the boulevard
Their robes all colors so bright
Muggle people, living just to find emotion
Wizards somewhere happy in the night.Don’t stop thinkin’
of that happy feelin’
Dementors comin’Patronuuuuu-uuuus
Don’t stop thinkin’
Hold on
Dementors comin’Patronuuuuu-uuuus
Don’t stop thinkin’
Hold on to the feelin’
Dementors comin’Patronuuuuu-uuuus
I’m very proud of both those songs. Trying pulling up YouTube versions of each and reading along
**All melodies and most words are copyright and Harry Potter and Pottermore Publishing Rights © J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter characters, names and related indicia are trademarks of and © Warner Bros. Ent. All Rights Reserved***Most of the above statement came from the Pottermore website (www.Pottermore.com)
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