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  • Three More Harry Potter Parody Songs

    Date: 2016.03.14 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Teenagers by My Chemical Romance

    They’re gonna fill all your nooks
    With all their lies in the books
    To make a citizen out of you
    Because they only cast to stun
    And keep an eye on you, son
    So they can watch all the things you do
    Because the plans never work
    They’re gonna give you a smirk
    Cause they got methods
    Of keeping you clean
    Infiltrating your beds
    All our pure blood lines to shreds
    Another cog in the mudblood machine
    They said all death eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me
    The traitors down at the school
    They want to make you a fool
    You better keep an eye on your kid
    But if the Dark Lord they’ve charmed
    We’ve got something for their arm
    We’ll make them pay for the things that they did
    They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me
    Whoa yeah!
    They said all Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me
    All together now,
    Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me
    Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
    They couldn’t care less as long as someone’ll bleed
    So darken your clothes
    Or strike a violent pose
    Maybe we’ll leave you alone
    But not me

    Click here for the music video for “Teenagers” by MCR.

    Undone – Sweater Song by Weezer

    {Next few lines mumbled in back-ground}
    Hey Q! How we doin man?
    All right…
    It’s been a while man, this place is so rad…
    Albania’s my favorite man, don’tcha love it?
    Yeah…
    Oh man, you wanna pint?
    All right…
    Aw man, hell bro, this is the best man,
    I’m so glad we’re combining together and stuff. This is great man.
    Yeah…
    Hey Quirrel this could very well kill you, you know?
    Yeah.
    Aw man, it’s gunna be the best…I’m so ready.
    Wrap me up bro!
    I’m me,
    Under,
    turban,
    I am,
    I can rise and,
    Hear me,
    Know me…
    If you want to destroy my horcrux, pull out your basilisk fang.
    {more mumbling}
    Hey what’s up?
    Not much…
    Um, did you hear about the diary?
    Yeah…
    I think I’m gonna hide, but my friends don’t wanna hide.
    Can I get a ride?
    Oh no,
    It go,
    It gone,
    Bye-bye [bye],
    Do I,
    I think,
    I sink,
    And I DIE!
    If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
    Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
    Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
    Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
    **awesome guitar playing**
    If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
    Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
    Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
    Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
    If you want to destroy my horcrux. Woah woah a woah.
    Pull out your basilisk fang. Your basilisk fang!
    Watch it unravel, I’ll soon be weakened.
    Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I’ve come undone.
    Oowoo-o Oowoo-o Oowoo-o

    Click here for music video of “The Sweater Song” by Weezer.

    The Bird and the Worm by The Used

    He wears his heart
    Safety pinned to her laughter
    Her laughter is all that he knows
    Shot down by classmates
    Whose glances can cripple
    The heart and devour the soul
    All alone he turns to stone
    While holding his breath half to death
    Terrified of how she’ll die
    To save her life he crawls
    Like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Out of his grasp away
    Pushes him whispering
    Love of his life will die
    The day realizing of murder to come of her kid
    Made him out of his mind
    Out of his mind
    All alone he turns to stone
    While holding his breath half to death
    Terrified of how she’ll die
    To save her life he
    Crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    All he knows
    If he can’t reprieve it she goes
    And so he moans
    He crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from the bird
    Oh he crawls like a worm
    He crawls like a worm
    He crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a…
    Out of his grasp away
    Pushes him whispering
    Love of his life will die
    All alone he turns to stone
    While holding his breath half to death
    Terrified of how she’ll die
    To save her life he crawls
    Like a worm from a bird
    All alone
    He’s holding his breath half to death
    Terrified of how she’ll die
    He crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm from a bird
    Crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm
    Crawls like a worm from a bird

    Click here for the music video of “The Bird and the Worm” by The Used

    For my first two Harry Potter parody songs click here!

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